Friday 3rd September 1999

SPRINGHILL DADS v HIRE-IT
by Scoop

This game had been agreed for sometime as a Dads Cup Semi Final - but come the hour the Dads Manager was beginning to panic. The Dads side was looking definitely a second side. So, when they arrived at the Sporty and Senseless said that they only had 8 players and a nipper Mal quickly agreed to change it into a friendly.
Just as well, cos as the teams were assembling on the pitch Hire-It managed to scrounge a couple of Hampshire League players who just happened to be having a kick about on the 5-a-side pitch. Senseless and Tony Frost were playing but Slackbladder couldn't manage to referee as his missus, was coming out of hospital that night for the week - good luck Debbie.

SPRINGHILL DADS
Les Maros
Paul Hanvey - Brian Medway - Tim Hart - Mal Barton
Alan Aburrow - Les Maros - Martin Kings - John Willis
Rob Frisby - John Elms

The game started brightly enough, both sides were full of running - something to do with the curry, last night. The Rob soon put John through to draw a big save from Aaron in goal. But it soon transpired that Senseless had managed to conjure some decent players to make up his side.
From the goal kick the ball was played up to the right wing. Hire-It's Danny made some ground on the right playing one-twos with nipper. It was amazing to watch them playing off each other, they could really read each others game - just like telepathy or as if they were father and son. Nipper put the ball through for Danny who crossed under pressure from Mal and there was Nial Quinn, to head in unmarked, at the far post.
The Dads managed to put some decent play together in mid field John Willis was getting up the flank and crossed some good balls into the box. Hire-It's Hampshire League defenders and Senseless were always first to the ball Rob never really got going. Most of the half chances fell to John Elms whose shots were either well covered by the keeper or heading for the fence. Alan battled away on the right but he was up against Nial and his 5-a-side chums. When he got some space the defence were quickly on to him.
Some slick passing and movement between Alan and Rob took the Dads play to the edge of the Hire-It box but was halted when Rob tried to put John Elms through. However, the ball fell to Les Maros who didn't hesitate and unleashed a rocket - goal bound. Senseless stuck his back side out in an attempt to block Les' shot but was only successful in deflecting it into the top corner flat-footing his keeper - who could only watch in wonder.

HALF TIME
DADS 1 - 1 HIRE-IT

Les had a go at geeing up the Dads at half time trying to build their confidence and willing them to greater heroics but the suspicion was there that the game was going away from them.
There were one or two lighter moments in the second half. The time when Brian managed to block a piledriver - unfortunately, with the wrong bit of his anatomy. He had lots of sympathy and a squeaky voice for the rest of the match. Mad Mal went up for an 80 / 20 ball with Tony Frost (in Frosty's favour, of course) and connected with Tony's elbow in his kidneys, landing with a loud plaintiff groan and had to take a rest for a few moments - puff! Didn't see Senseless do one header of the ball off a forwards boot all through the match - he must be going soft, too! I see he's shaved his mustache off - anyone got any humorous comment?
Les was playing out of his skin as usual, pulling off a string of quality saves in an attempt to keep the score sensible. Brian and Tim did wonders at the centre of defence. Tim making crucial solid challenges to clear his lines. Mad Mal did his best in his quest to stop Tony from scoring - well he didn't. Paul wasn't having so much luck with Nial - he was a right handful. He got the next goal, too.
The ball was played through, he ran onto it and smashed it into the bottom corner, not much any one could have done about that apart from catching him around the back of his nut with a bit of 4 by 2.
In the dying seconds Nial was through again but this time lobbed Les with a proper Michael Owen into the top far corner - he had no chance.
FULL TIME
DADS 1 - 4 HIRE-IT

MOM
Brian Medway

A right Superhero in defence.

Friday 10th September DADS 5-A-SIDE

Not such a well attended session. Maybe everyone was still in holiday mood, we'll see!.
It was still a good kick about though. I'm not sure about John Lynch, when he was in goal, every time someone ran at him he lay on his back and waved his feet in the air???
Then there was Jeff's nipper who would kick the ball onto the pitch or wander on himself to get in the way when the other side was threatening - have to watch him.

Don't forget - everyone. Jason is still having his Monday night 5-a-side kick abouts at Trojans 6pm. Go along its a good run out.

STOP PRESS

The Springhill Dads Year Book is now ready for collection.
See Mal in the bar after the game.

MARKY

MARK

A very noisy home supporter kept disagreeing vociferously with every decision the referee made. In the end the ref couldn't stand it any longer. He marched over to the stands and shouted up at the offender, "Who's refereeing this match - you or me?"
"Neither of us!" came the reply.

 

 


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